"God Bless Texas"

Hey have you guys ever heard of a country song by the name of " God Bless Texas". Well when I first heard this song I was singing it as " God Bless Jesus". When I told my mom that she, literally died laughing at the table. I swear her face was as red as a tomato!!! Then just at the perfect moment my pork chop slipped out of my hand and landed in front of my mom, who at the time was sitting across the table. Guess that's what happens when a blonde eats pork chop with her hands!